A little Comic Relief

The annual or bi-annual charity appeals are always fun, but also somewhat predictible as to what we'll end up seeing.  So, whilst I urge you to donate,  you can also have a bit of fun whilst watching.

So here's the rules of the drinking game we're playing by:


The rules are simple:
Define your own measure,  be it a shot,  finger's width or even a whole glass.

One Measure
- A disease is mentioned
- An African Child is seen with a fly on its face
- Every time a celebrity does something 'exciting'
- A giant cheque is produced
- A celebrity holds an African child
- A celebrity crys
- The Phone Number is read out
- Man dressed as a woman, or a woman dressed as a man

Two Measures
- The total so far is read out
- We see the phone call takers up BT Tower
- When the guest presenters change
- When the presenters look confused because they don't know what they're going to next
- If we're shown a picture of BBC TV Centre

Three Measures
- When the presenter runs his/her fingers along the screen as the number is read out.
- When someone mouths the number at the back of shot
- When someone makes the 'phone call' symbol
- News Presenters doing something 'wacky'
- When an African child is made to wear a red-nose

Four Measures
- Wogan or Pudsey Appears

Penalties:
Penalties require a CR donation
- Spillage - £1
- Fall Over - £1
- Vomit - £5
- Pass-out - Whatever you can shake out of their wallet/purse.

Remember Kids, Drink Responsibly,  as little African Kids often can't.   Give Generously!